Thursday, February 20, 2014

5:10 AM
So there I was, grinding my coffee beans when the grinder's AMOLED screen lit up with a message. "We're watching you, boy," it read. OK, I must've spilled some grinds, so I cleaned up the machine and brewed me up some coffee. Ten minutes later, cup in hand, I wandered down to the laundry room and began loading up the washing machine. "Peekaboo!" read the message that appeared on its screen. "Have you been naughty or nice?" Turning on the wash cycle, I fled upstairs in dignified silence and began making toast.


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